Freethought Nation

presented by Acharya S and Truth Be Known, online since 1995

Home Contributing Writers Acharya S/D.M. Murdock Facebook announces Muslim-women-only version

Facebook announces Muslim-women-only version

E-mail Print PDF

nofacebook profile spoofIn response to the threatened boycott by some 2.5 million Muslims irate over the alleged deletion of four Islamic pages, Facebook has announced that it will release a new version of its networking site for Muslim women only. The new version - which is expected to be most popular in Saudi Arabia, Pakistan and Afghanistan - will be called "Nofacebook" and will be available only when the women are accompanied by a male relative.

A company spokesman said that Nofacebook should be available by the start of Ramadan so that "Muslim women can find a place to share burqa patterns and niqab fabrics." Facebook promised to shut the site down immediately upon request by the women's husbands and hoped that its move would appease Islamists "so no one would be bombed."

 

Further Reading

 

Muslims demand Facebook adhere to Islamic/sharia law


(yes, this is a spoof)

Comments (14)
  • Arhata  - nofacebook
    That title brings the idiocy of the whole face mask halloween facade home.
    Imagine the uproar if men wore masks! Kids in public schools! female cops! :woohoo:
  • Mriana
    Tell me that's a joke? It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of! I have three words for those Muslims and it's my best imitation of Joan Rivers- OH GROW UP!
  • Hector
    This has to be a joke. :woohoo:
  • Roxy
    :angry: I'm disgusted with this barbaric group of ignorant people. I have two words for them, Mriana... My sis a very successful Joan Rivers impersonator and she always says that... wonder what words she would say to them now?

    How dare they do this in OUR country. This is one reason I do NOT like organized religion of ANY kind.
    Grrrrrrrrr :angry:

    I say Grow up, Go home and educate yourselves....

  • al mac
    reading the comments above goes to show the ignorance of the above people..but then who can blame people whose names are akin to what we give our pets...
  • Bob

    This is hilarious ! :D
  • Nicole Kelly  - very funny
    LOL!! Very funny. I laughed and laughed when I read this :lol:

    It certainly highlights the ridiculousness of the whole muslim way, that's for sure!

    You go girl!!
  • Hanan
    Wow... u serious? This really must be a joke...
    Now they should make another facebook for homosexuals and another for Jews, and etc.
  • Jeff Hansen
    This is great stuff. Rather than caving in like a bunch of PC cowards & groveling to show how "culturally sensitive" they are, Facebook is giving these idiots the ridicule they deserve. "No Facebook"!
  • Acharya S
    Er, em, Jeff, I think you missed the small, gray text at the bottom, just above the comments:

    "(yes, this is a spoof)"

    :evil:
  • Jeff Hansen
    That tiny sound you heard was my heart breaking.
  • Mike Allsopp  - re:
    Best laugh I have had all night!!!
  • Janusz E. Starkel  - facebook
    What is the big deal. Does any one in Muslim community have knowledge of how to build a web site?. There are cheap servers and free software(Dolphin). Build your own "facebook" and stop winning about someone else web site. If I do not like the contest of a web site, I just do not go there any more. I do not like any religion, but I respect freedom of expression.
  • Samuel Pelegrini
    I wonder why a person without a face would like to have a kind of FACEbook... (LOL) "Nofacebook" - hilarious. :D
Add comment
Your Contact Details:
Comment:
[b] [i] [u] [url] [quote] [code] [img]   
:angry::0:confused::cheer:B):evil::silly::dry::lol::kiss::D:pinch:
:(:shock::X:side::):P:unsure::woohoo::huh::whistle:;):s
:!::?::idea::arrow:
Security
Please input the anti-spam code that you can read in the image.
 
Author of this article: Acharya S
Banner
Join Our Mailing List
Your Name:
Your Email Address:
Subscribe Unsubscribe

Search across all of Acharya's websites

Christ in Egypt

What people are saying about Acharya S/D.M. Murdock

"Your scholarship is relentless! ...the research conducted by D.M. Murdock concerning the myth of Jesus Christ is certainly both valuable and worthy of consideration." —Dr. Kenneth L. Feder, Professor of Archaeology, Central Connecticut State University, Frauds, Myths, and Mysteries: Science and Pseudoscience In Archaeology

"I find myself in full agreement with Acharya S/D.M. Murdock... I find it undeniable that...many, many of the epic heroes and ancient patriarchs and matriarchs of the Old Testament were personified stars, planets, and constellations..." —Dr. Robert M. Price, The Pre-Nicene New Testament

"I can recommend your work whole-heartedly!" —Dr. Robert Eisenman, James the Brother of Jesus and The New Testament Code, RobertEisenman.com

"Well-referenced, with numerous quotations from renowned Egyptologists and classical scholars, Acharya's penetrating research clearly lays out the very ancient pre-Christian basis of modern Christianity. Those who espouse Christianity beware! After digesting the evidence, you will never again view your religion in the same light." —Dr. Robert M. Schoch, Professor of Natural Science College of General Studies at Boston University; Author, Pyramid Quest, Voyages of the Pyramid Builders and Voices of the Rocks

"Acharya S deserves to be recognized as a leading researcher and an expert in the field of comparative mythology, on a par with James Frazer or Robert Graves—indeed, superior to those forerunners in the frankness of her conclusions and the volume of her evidence." —Barbara Walker, The Women's Encyclopedia of Myths and Secrets and Man Made God

"I've known people with triple Ph.D's who haven't come close to the scholarship in Who Was Jesus?" —Pastor David Bruce, M.Div, North Park Seminary, Chicago, HollywoodJesus.com

"Thirty years ago, when in divinity school, I might have had second thoughts about becoming an Episcopal priest if a book like D. M. Murdock's Who Was Jesus? had been available to me." —Bob Semes, Retired university professor of History and Religion, Founder and Executive Director of The Jefferson Center

"In addition to presenting in Suns of God the troubling history of religious wars in an easily followed narrative, Acharya goes a step further, explaining as only she can how a once-simplistic idea has been carried into our modern world with terrible and nearly unimaginable results." —Rev. Dr. W. Sumner Davis, Fellow, Royal Astronomical Society; Member, American Geophysical Union; Affiliate, New York Academy of Science

"Ms. Murdock is one of only a tiny number of scholars with the richly diverse academic background (and the necessary courage) to adequately address the question of whether Jesus Christ truly existed as a walking-talking figure in first-century Palestine." —David Mills, Atheist Universe

"Thank you, Acharya, for the important work you are doing. Who Was Jesus? Fingerprints of the Christ just might be the best short introduction to Biblical scholarship yet." —David Bergland, 1984 Libertarian Party Presidential Candidate, Libertarianism In One Lesson

"...I have found her scholarship, research, knowledge of the original languages, and creative linkages to be breathtaking and highly stimulating." —Rev. Dr. Jon Burnham, Pastor, Presbyterian Church, Houston, TX

"Acharya S has done a superb job in bringing together the rich panoply of ancient world mythology and culture, and presenting it in a comprehensive and compelling fashion." —Earl Doherty, The Jesus Puzzle

"Acharya S is a shining light of truth in a sea of deceit." —Rob McConnell, X Zone Radio/TV, Ontario, Canada

"The Christ Conspiracy—very, very scholarly and wholly researched—is a book for today..." Rev. B. Strauss, ex-Catholic Priest, Chicago, IL

"Amidst the global chaos of George Bush's War on Terror, largely founded on religious intolerance and simplistic notions of good and evil, Acharya S is the voice of reason." —Joan D'Arc, Paranoia

"D.M. Murdock could well be the most brilliant, insightful and rigorous theologian writing today." —Robert Tulip

"Acharya S is the ranking religious philosopher of our era." —John K.

"Acharya S/Murdock deserves an award for her hard work and courage. She is the Galileo of our day!" —Charles Johnson

"Acharya S knows more about the ancient Mysteries than any living scholar." —Christopher Knowles

"Acharya S is an amazing researcher with a tremendous amount of energy and appetite for constant discovery of newer horizons. " —Dr. O.P. Sudrania

Gospel According to Acharya S

FTN Books

Login Form

Related Items of Interest


Share this Page

| More

We rely on word of mouth to help us grow!

Acharya's Web 2.0

acharya s facebook account
acharya's twitter account
acharya's myspace account

Donate to the Cause!

donations for acharya s

Kindle Ebooks

Jesus as the Sun throughout history

The ZEITGEIST Companion Guide image

man made god by barbara g. walker

2010 Astrotheology calendar

freethought nation animated banner